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Oh my Darlin...

Oh my Darlin' Oh my Darlin'-
Oh my Darlin' Clementine.
Lost a Fight with a Dryer-
Now Shes Gone for all of Time.

In a Garden on a Hillside.
Kudzu grows in Warm Sunshine.
There Grow Lillies, for My Silly
That Silly Girl My Clementine.

My kittie Clementine died 2 years ago now and i still cry when i hear that song. I found her on the river, in a fallen tree. she was starving and covered in fleas and ticks.

my mother is about the most careless person i know, she dried the poor baby along with my clothes and after looking for her well into the night and going to bed sobbing and alone.... i was getting ready for class and got into the dryer to get dressed.

shes resting now, in a beautiful garden of lillies, azaelias and irises. she was a mess and super sassy, but ohh those blue eyes of hers. she was a sweetie pie, miss clementine petunia.

have any of youall mourned a pet this long? i think maybe im a little mentally unstable for sobbing uncontrolably once in a while for a creature that, for all intents and purposes, was merely an eating and pooping machine.

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Ok wait, are you telling us your mother put a cat in the clothes dryer?

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not on purpose, but yes.

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Talk about hot pussy.











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I betya that drier is still coughing up some hairballs...
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its quite alright mr thrillkill.

ive heard all of the jokes, i can laugh at it, but its one of those half sad kind of laughs.

she really was an accident waiting to happen from day one, the poor dear. she would jump from the couch to the ceiling(no kidding) and walk around up there. its a drop ceiling, now.

she fell in her water bowl(the guppy tank w/o a lid) almost daily and fell through the ceiling on more than a few occasions. i have the missing and broken tiles to prove it!

she also liked to bowl on my coffee table with her body, she would get a running start, jump and flail out on her side trying to get traction, knocking everything over on her way.

ohh kitties, theyre such wonderful little poop machines.

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Shouldn't the cat have been named Fluffy?
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Man, is that ever cold.

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Shouldn't the cat have been named Fluffy?
her name was clementine petunia. you ought to have understood the references!

snuggles would have been a better joke.

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Shouldn't the cat have been named Fluffy?
her name was clementine petunia. you ought to have understood the references!

snuggles would have been a better joke.
I could only imagine the static cling. Man, I thought walking around with a sock stuck to my pants was embarrassing.
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