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Post your favorite Christmas song

Mine: I'll be home, fuck Christmas

I feel so miserable without you; its almost like having you here.
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I saw mommy fucking Santa Claus.

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Mine: I'll be home, fuck Christmas
And this, after my stirring tribute to Judaism in the "a sign from above" thread.......[:(]

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Rudolph the red hosed reindeer
had a very shiny hose
and if you ever saw it,
you would really say oh WHOH!
All of the other reindeer,
used to cringe and call him names (like Stiffy)
they never let poor Rudolph
play any kinky reindeer games (your too big!)
Then one foggy christmas eve
Missus Santa came to say,
Rudolph with your hose so right
wont'cha hose me down tonight
Then how the reindeer loved her
and as they shouted out in glee
santa came in to say
Rudolph you're History
Rudolph you're history




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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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Upon the rooftop, reindeer pause.
Out jumps the pervert Santa Claus.
When he laughs he has a shaking belly.
He carries around tubes of K-Y jelly.

Ho, Ho, Ho, who would know,
Santa wants to pole your booty hole.

Upon the rooftop, click, click, click,
There stands Santa with a great big dick!
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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer outside our house Christmas eve. They say theres no such thing as santa as for me and Grandpa we believe
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There stands Santa with a great big dick!
i always knew i loved the man.

presents *AND* a biggun[:)]

he's german too, right? think that sleigh is a daimler product?

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There stands Santa with a great big dick!
i always knew i loved the man.

presents *AND* a biggun[:)]

he's german too, right? think that sleigh is a daimler product?
He's big in Germany, Lux, Belgium, east of France, but spent most his life in Constantinople.

There is a relic of him (a finger) near Nancy, France at Saint Nicolas de Port. The Basilica where the relic is was fully restored thanks to the generous donations of a rich American lady (who was born in France, near Nancy and emigrated here)

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i always knew i loved the man.

presents *AND* a biggun[:)]

he's german too, right? think that sleigh is a daimler product?
The tree most likely originated in a small town of a region disputed between France and Germany, but now French, Selestat.
The oldest village tree history recorded.
The villagers had hung a tree, upside down, on market place, then placed gifts (ginger bread) in the branches, the kids of the village could shake the tip of the tree once and collect the gifts that had fallen.

The Amish movement started close to that city, a small valley town called Sainte Marie Aux Mines, Saint Mary of the Mines.

I speak Amish fluently: Fuck thee!

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Mine: I'll be home, fuck Christmas
And this, after my stirring tribute to Judaism in the "a sign from above" thread.......[:(]
Sorry, when speed reading, I pass over things I shouldn't.

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