Always Remembered RIP
Date registered: Dec 2005
Vehicle: 220SEb coupe & 500SL
Location: Derbyshire, England.
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RE: OK all you losers
Three motorists were driving along when they spied a body in the undergrowth.
Stopping their cars, three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately, they found the nude body of a deceased young woman.
Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Audi hat over one breast.
The second guy, a Mercedes owner, placed his hat over the other breast.
The BMW driver then placed his hat over the woman's most private part.
Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body.
He picked up the Audi hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked
up the Mercedes hat and returned it. Then he picked up the BMW hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time.
By this time, the BMW driver was a bit irritated and asked,
"Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert or something?"
The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Son, I can't figure this one out. Why is it that everytime I see one of these hats, its always on a c*nt"
'61 Mercedes 220SEb coupe
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'83 Mercedes 500SL