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Yo mama so dumb, she joined benzworld with the username GMISBEST...
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Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her flatulence.


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Yo momais so fat that Shabah likes it....
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Yo mama like a screen door - after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.

Yo mama like a television - even a 2 year old can turn her on!

Yo mama like a mailbox, open all day and all night...

Yo mama so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change...
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Yo mama so dumb, she joined benzworld with the username GMISBEST...
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Yo mama so skinny ,she has to run around the shower just to get wet.

Yo mama so nasty,she uses an oder-eater as a panty liner.

Yo mama teeth so yellow that when she smiles,traffic prepares to stop.

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RE: Yo Mama Jokes

yo mama so dark
she be puttin mustard on her tootsie rolls so she dont bite her fingers?

hmm.

yo mama so fat
she gotta roll over in the bathtub to get wet

yo mama so fat
your daddy gotta slap that ass and ride the waves in

yo daddy so gay
elton john be callin that fag nelly

im grasping for straws.

so...

how do you fit four fags on a barstool?


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Yo mama so stupid that I dressed up like a Com Ed meter reader, knocked on her door then forced myself in immediatly knocking her unconcious. Then I dragged her into the basement and repeatedly sodomized her before I used a Milwaukee Sawzall to dismember her and place the body parts in a plastic lined duffel bag and then tossed the bag into a dumpster behind the Piggly-Wiggly on Fourth and Main.
STUPID BAD MAMA!!!

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how do you fit four fags on a barstool?
Turn it upside down?
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yaaaaaaay!

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