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Pimp Quotes

These are favorite Pimp Quotes spelled out for all you veteran Pimps to reminisce on and for all you rookie Pimps to learn from. Don't have enough game of your own to spit? Just memorize some of these quotes from the pros and you'll be a'ight playa.

Carry a cane to keep 'em sane... cuz crazy-ass Ho's don't make no dough!"
- Bad Boy Ike

"Pimp-in ain’t easy... so keep your Ho’s sleazy and you know they'll keep your fingers greasy."
- Big Bo$$ Player

"Slide in my ride and lets roll for the stroll."
- Big Platinum Pimp

"Room is the key when you hung to the knee."
- Gold Member

"To Pimp a Ho, or not... That ain't the question. The question is: How many Hos to make a knot?"
- The Don Lebrone

"Keep those Hos nice... and they’ll keep you in ice."
- Big Dollar Leroy

"Can't be simp-in when you out street pimp-in!"
- Pimptacular Pete

"Keep your pimp hand strong and your girls working long."
- Smok'n Sherm Williams

"Ain't no bidness like the Ho bidness!"
- Sweet Sugar Brown

"Slap that Ho like a domino."
- Two Tight Jackson

"I stack my loot from head to boot... and trick my Ho's from head to toe."
- Tyrone Feelsom

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Lemme tell you somethin', this pimpin that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp, my great great GREAT granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talkin' bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!

Kenny Fisher: Yo, I gotta have sex tonight! I mean peep this - They say here ninety-two percent of the honeys at UCLA are sexually active. Ninety-two of the women in Los Angeles at UCLA walking around going, "Class... or sex? What shall I do?" Ninety-two percent, yo! Hey, you know what that means?

Ritchie Koolboy: What?

Kenny Fisher: It means I gots a ninety-two percent chance of embarrassing myself. I roll up on that shorty be like, "What's up yo?" she be like, "You don't know 20 different ways to make me call you Big Poppa" cuz I don't yo.
What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt.
if you're on the dance floor and you look to your left and your right and there's not a woman in sight...you're NOT pimpin'

How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we f****'d. How about that? Would that be money?
pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they told, and a square does what he can
I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

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RE: Pimp Quotes

heres one ive always liked...

"dammit, tina!"


"but ike!"

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"You talk a whole lotta shit for bein so light in the ass!"
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