Date registered: Dec 2004
Vehicle: 300TE 4-Matic 300GD
Location: Oslo Norway
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RE: your favorite infomercial?
Aww, gee. You mean it really was mud slapping I heard?
Hmmm. I thought we guys used DMA today, so that we could bypass the brain, and send directly to the node in question. As far as I know, we have only one, while women have 233 256 nodes.
"Case in point, have you ever made your thoughts drift to an oil change while you are humping so you can gain more time for the miss to finally pop her pressure cap???"
Heavens no. As a certified tower, I have learned to take every possible precaution BEFORE the tow. And I use the exact same procedures and priciples in bed as I do by the road.
I'm amazed how interested women generally are in discussing engine theory and shock absorbers, engine timing, suspension, hook up procedures, shackles and chains, jump starting, searching for short circuits, and so on in bed. As long as it's accompanied with live demonstrations. If you give them a recovery alarm button, they WILL press it a lot. Just be sure to put in the right place.
And what about the bedazzler? How does that fit into the picture?
With my current mileage, whenever I sit before a telly, I start to snore shortly after. So I'm only allowed to watch it in a window on the PC. Peculiar enough, I never fall asleep then.
iNeon, please don't send a scout after my scalp. I was just trying to be clever here.