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From Viz: (wikipedia)

When talking of his wife's antique camera, a man says "I've spent many a hot afternoon with my face under her hood, flicking away at that button, trying to make those leathery old flaps to open up."

When talking of his picture printing apparatus he says "I've got a small Johnson, but it can enlarge to nigh on a foot when it is turned on a darkened room"

When demonstrating how easy it is to take off the lens he says "A few quick twists of the wrist and it comes off in a couple of seconds... Mind you I haven't had it off in ages, so it was very stiff this morning"

When talking about taking pictures of people he passes on the street, he says "I often startle passers-by when I suddenly pull it out of my trousers and it goes off in their eyes."

When describing the lamp in his darkroom he says "Mine's quite large and glows red at the top"

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A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one.

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A woman walks into a bar. She asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one.
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"Warf! Warf!" "K-Woo! K-Woo!"

Someone please post a picture of Finbarr.I tried last night but a combination of ancient equipment and ineptitude thwarted my efforts.


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"Warf! Warf!" "K-Woo! K-Woo!"

Someone please post a picture of Finbarr.I tried last night but a combination of ancient equipment and ineptitude thwarted my efforts.

I would, but I'm at work now and don't think the IT barstards will let me look at Viz....[B)]
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"Warf! Warf!" "K-Woo! K-Woo!"

Someone please post a picture of Finbarr.I tried last night but a combination of ancient equipment and ineptitude thwarted my efforts.

I would, but I'm at work now and don't think the IT barstards will let me look at Viz....[B)]
IT Assholes! What's next, no porn at work?
Our freedoms eroded every day!

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"Warf! Warf!" "K-Woo! K-Woo!"

Someone please post a picture of Finbarr.I tried last night but a combination of ancient equipment and ineptitude thwarted my efforts.

I would, but I'm at work now and don't think the IT barstards will let me look at Viz....[B)]
IT Assholes! What's next, no porn at work?
Our freedoms eroded every day!
I know!!! And porn at work is my absolute fave!!!

It's a sad world we live in....[V]
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I would, but I'm at work now and don't think the IT barstards will let me look at Viz....[B)]
IT Assholes! What's next, no porn at work?
Our freedoms eroded every day!
I know!!! And porn at work is my absolute fave!!!

It's a sad world we live in....[V]
What sort of perfect woman are you? Botnst warned me about the likes of yous.

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"Warf! Warf!" "K-Woo! K-Woo!"

Someone please post a picture of Finbarr.I tried last night but a combination of ancient equipment and ineptitude thwarted my efforts.

I would, but I'm at work now and don't think the IT barstards will let me look at Viz....[B)]
S'funny,I somehow got the impression you were far too busy to devote time to anything frivolous and unimportant.


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I would, but I'm at work now and don't think the IT barstards will let me look at Viz....[B)]
IT Assholes! What's next, no porn at work?
Our freedoms eroded every day!
Heh...I resemble that...(HPUX, SOLARIS, Windows Domain System Administrator).

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