worst mod in BW history
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
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RE: Office Party Help needed
I apologize for the obvious group this insults but I've always loved this joke.
The billionaire CEO of a company held his annual Christmas party in the warmth of his palacial Beverly Hills estate. Although many cultures rounded out the executives in attendance only one, a fellow named Charles was (insert race here).
Spirits were high and the drinks were flowing when the CEO pointed to the alligator he kept in his enormous inground pool and boasted,"If anyone thinks they can wrestle this alligator,I'll give them a million dollars". As soon as he said thathe heard a loud splash and turned around to see Charles in the water punching and kicking the gator.
A long drawn out battle ensued and as the crowd cheered Charles finally and with his last ounce of strength, subdued the gator. As he dragged himself from the pool the CEO ran over with cash in hand screaming, "My god man, that was the bravest thing I ever saw, here take the money". "I do not want it", said Charles. "What do you mean? You surely earned it". Again said Charles," I do not want it". "Well how about my Rolls-Royce then?" "No", said Charles. "Well at least take my gold Rolex", said the CEO. "No thankyou", said Charles. "Then what in heavens name do you want?" asked the CEO. "The name of the motherfucker who pushed me in", he replied.