There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died. As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get married in heaven.
St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.
He was gone for several months then finally returned.
The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here, eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"
St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said, "Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here, do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"
deathrattle - 12/6/2005 7:58 AM
There was a couple who was about to get married. Before the wedding, they had a tragic accident and both died. As they were standing at the gates of heaven talking to St. Peter they explained their plight and asked could they get married in heaven.
St. Peter said, "Wait here," and left.
He was gone for several months then finally returned.
The couple said, "We've been thinking as we were waiting here, eternity is a long time to be married. Just in case things don't work out, is it possible that we can get a divorce?"
St. Peter looked them sternly in the eye then said, "Listen! It took me three months to find a preacher up here, do you know how long it would take me to find a lawyer?"
You will be disbarred and then, you will burn in Hell for that clean joke!
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RE: Sorry,it's a clean one!
Reminds me of the old barb:
Francis dies and on his deathbed tells his wife if she ever dishonored their marriage he would turn over in his grave. She assures him she will stay true to her death.
20 years later she passes on and when arriving at the Pearly Gates asks Peter where she could find her husband, Francis. Peter says we have many Francis's here,so she tells him he is about 5 foot 9 with brown hair. Again he tells her we have many who fit that description. Finally she says that he told her if she were to cheat on him he would turn over in his grave. "OH! You mean Pinwheel Frank!"
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