Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: C 111 Nardo
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I'm not an actor.
Just to clarify, my comments could have led some to believe I was an actor. I am not! Or am I?
My fertile imagination allows me to act in front of the mirror of my bathroom regularly. Usually, I turn up to be a hero in the end. It seems that people hate my coming into power, but when finally established as a benevolent dictator, they love me. The good people organize huge manifestations in my honor, they all have my official portrait in their bedrooms, ubiquitous cameras all over town and inside peoples houses allow me to assert my popularity, and the happiness of my subjects, scratch that, I meant the citizenry. The people are all intelligent and beautiful. I kid you not, all of them, I have yet to observe a live dumb or ugly character on my monitors. Hunger is a thing of the past. Green soylent is freely available to all.
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
-- Stephen Bishop