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A metal key! How, pedestrian?
First, I'm no pederast, you ad hominem attacks are ridicule.
Second, amd answering the "how", you slide the ribbed plastic (pederast? really!), towards the center of the key, then you pull the meaty part (you the pederast with thoughts like these) out of the casing and a metal key magically appears.

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A metal key! How, pedestrian?
First, I'm no pederast, you ad hominem attacks are ridicule.
Second, amd answering the "how", you slide the ribbed plastic (pederast? really!), towards the center of the key, then you pull the meaty part (you the pederast with thoughts like these) out of the casing and a metal key magically appears.
Oh, I'm quite familiar with the "goddamn battery is dead again" key, I just wanted everyone to believe that I actually put up a resistance to Miss Monaco's slippery sexual surge attack.

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Oh, I'm quite familiar with the "goddamn battery is dead again" key
It is with the knowledge that you did know this, that I called you on your bad faith!

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How about this, I got keyed in front of my house. Who would have the nerve to do that, Really piss me off. I find that they usually key newer car first.
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How about this, I got keyed in front of my house. Who would have the nerve to do that, Really piss me off. I find that they usually key newer car first.
Ha ha ha, kids are fun, aren't they?

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RE: How often does your car get keyed?

ive never had my car keyed.

i have, however, fallen victim to *three* cases of road rage.

*three*

keys are for pussies, apparently. when someone makes you mad, chase them down in your two ton automobile-- thatll teach em.

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ive never had my car keyed.

i have, however, fallen victim to *three* cases of road rage.

*three*

keys are for pussies, apparently. when someone makes you mad, chase them down in your two ton automobile-- thatll teach em.
Here's what I did to a lady that gesticulated indecently at me before cutting me off rudely. I let her go and attempted to quell my offense with rational thought and determination to demonstrate post pubescent maturity.

It didn't help so I floored it and caught her. I pulled up next to her. She reluctantly looked over at me at which time I blew her a kiss and smiled like the cat that ate the canary; yellow feathers covering my face.

It cracked her up, she blew me a kiss back and pulled away.

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RE: How often does your car get keyed?

oh no, azi--

i got chased and hit on purpose by 3 pissed off guys with small weenies.

they all ran up on my ass end right before the festivities ensued. i usually go the speed limit when people do that. make em 5 minutes late, thatll teach em!

well, these guys didnt like it and i was hit with their cars.

once i was pinned between a 60year old maniacs ford LTD and a power pole.

once i was rammed repetedly on the interstate(i20) by a nissan pick up while rednecks blocked the right lane and gawked.

the last time a new model neon ran up on me and tried to swing around ne and caught their left rear wheel on the front of my car-- he did a 360 in the interstate in front of me!

people scare me so much.

ive learned to not engage them, to drive my 240 happily smoking along. these all happened in my neon, not the 240-- the 240 is the result of this. a slow tank that people respect!

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i got chased and hit on purpose by 3 pissed off guys with small weenies.
Should serve as a lesson to all guys who like guys. Never make fun of guys with small weenies.

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