Date registered: Nov 2005
Location: 1313 Mockingbird lane
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RE: deep thoughts
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.
A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months
So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?'
She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.'
I said, 'Try the kitchen
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake
My kid is a born doctor. Nobody can read anything he writes.