Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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RE: Screw Tookie! How's about a cannibal joke!??
A father and son who were cannibals were hiding in the jungle waiting for food to walk by when suddenly, down the path comes a huge corpulent fat woman. "Daddy, daddy! Let's eat her! She has a whole lot of meat on her and she'd feed half the village!"
"No son, we can't eat her. She has way too much fat and we'd have to go get help to drag her home. Let's just wait on another one."
Then, a small elderly man comes stumbling down the path. "Daddy, daddy! Let's eat him! He's small enough for me to drag home and besides, he's old and his life is almost over. We'd be doing him a favor!"
"No, son. He's too tough. It would take several hours just to tender him up so we could chew him. Let's wait!"
Then, a beautiful blond comes down the path with huge breasts and a nice ass. "Daddy, daddy! Let's eat her! She's young and tender. She would cook up great!"
"No, son. Let's not eat her. We'll take her home and eat your mother."