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So my wife said we should celebrate Christmas here and put some decorations around and even outside to create the right atmosphere. So I thought to myself what a splendid idea. This is going to be my opportunity to get back at the Muttawa (the religious police). How would they think of a Santa Clause and his rain dears out in front of my house? You have to understand that unlike what most of you are used to, no one here does this. So I thought I will have the only house in this country with colored light bulbs strewn around and some fake pine trees next to my date ones will make this scenery so biblical and so tacky at the same time.
So I called a friend of mine in the US if he could ship me a Santa Clause and his friends with all the accoutrements. Unfortunately shipping will take too long and the dummies especially Santa will be confiscated by customs since here in Saudi dolls are actually forbidden. Then I though about it further, hey I got a collection of inflatable dolls that I managed to sneak in through the border. I can inflate them and then dress them up to look the part. So tomorrow I am on mission to instill the spirit of Christmas in this land of heathens…
Oh I can't wait to see the expression on the Muttawa facing my dolls with wide open mouths and stretched arms[:p]
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Oh, no, I hate public lashings...

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I see severe physical dismemberment in your near future

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I see severe physical dismemberment in your near future
I will gladly send you my body parts once I have gotten my punishment... Do you want them frozen or pickled?
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What do your other wives think about that?
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What do your other wives think about that?
Actually all of my wives will be spending Christmas abroad. This is their Big shopping sessions and they actually go to their parents at this time to celebrate over there in their own countries…
I will be alone with the inflatables… If you feel like dropping by, I will set you up with one while we all share some beers and taunt the Muttawa (They will be visiting us for sure, but I got a collection of AK47s and you are welcomed to use them on some live targets).

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I want it pickle. Make sure they put alot of salt to preserve so it wouldnt go bad when it get here.
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I want it pickle. Make sure they put alot of salt to preserve so it wouldnt go bad when it get her.
That's fine, I can also have a particular body part hooked up to an electric charge/battery for whenever you feel the urge impress your wife/grilfriend (please do not use on your boyfried, it's not electrically compatible)...
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Ha ha. Saudi guys are crazy. My father has quite a few customers from Saudi. When they arrive, they never have wifes or daughters with them, only sons. Except for one guy. He brings his wife. He lives in the east somewhere in Saudi and he says that when they drive to some other Arab country on a bridge into the Persian Sea, after the middle of the bridge he lets his wife drive to the end of the bridge. She doesn't have a license and his car is very very expensive. Crazy.
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Ha ha. Saudi guys are crazy. My father has quite a few customers from Saudi. When they arrive, they never have wifes or daughters with them, only sons. Except for one guy. He brings his wife. He lives in the east somewhere in Saudi and he says that when they drive to some other Arab country on a bridge into the Persian Sea, after the middle of the bridge he lets his wife drive to the end of the bridge. She doesn't have a license and his car is very very expensive. Crazy.
That's very true. That bridge is the one that connects to Bahrain by the way...
My wives drive all the time in the farm, there is no one around for hundreds of miles. Each one has cars in Europe or the US when they go there...
Ah, and Monaco, we like a lot too...

Oh, we usually rent a house off of Promenade Le Corbusier, do you know the area? We like it...
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