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WHY SHIT HAPPENS...

Jehovah's witness: Let us in your house and we will tell you why shit happens.

Jewish: Why does this shit always happen to us?

Catholic: Let this shit happen to someone else.

All I can remember...
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Zen: Does stuff really happen !

Agnostic: Stuff doesnt happen at all.

Doctor: Stuff has to happen or you die.

Hippy: Lets all smoke some stuff and see what happens

Physicist: Somewhere in this universe there is anti-stuff and when it collides with stuff they destroy each other.

You can just make these up if you look at the main goals of each special interest group.

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Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War not determine who right, war determine who left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.

Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.


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