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post #31 of 46 (permalink) Old 11-16-2005, 01:34 PM Thread Starter
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You guys are sick barstards. I like it.[:p][:)]
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My boss asked me once why I wanted off work. I told him my wife was going to conceive a child and I'd like to be there for it!
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The trick is to get the boss to ask you if you want to stay home. Perhaps you could wander around the office answering imagined questions in a slightly audible voice. Occasionally, an emerging conflict with yourself and just as quickly resolved in whispered tones could cause suspicion of delirium. These tactics can be as severe or subtle as you want, but a word to the wise is sufficient, the invitation to stay home may be permanent....[:p]


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I'm calling into work today. I was thinking of telling my boss that I'd rather pluck out my eyelashes while sitting on a red hot poker and listening to Yoko Ono than come into the office and put up with her bs, but I'm pretty sure that'd piss her off. Any suggestions for an excuse?
tell her u are ragging and cramping [:D]

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Call the bitch and tell her you can't come in today because you have to go to the clinic and recommend she does the same (this only works if she has a husband ).
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What fuckin' loser is dredging up these old threads??

Oh, hi Dig. How's it goin'?

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What fuckin' loser is dredging up these old threads??

Oh, hi Dig. How's it goin'?

I notice that's not a denial.

BTW...what's wrong with dredging up some of Thrillbert's better material?

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Umm, I hate to get all pedantic on ya, but that ain't a Kalashnikov, dude.





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