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Any excuse involving excessive anal leakage should work.
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Any excuse involving excessive anal leakage should work.
Yeah, Jilly just tell them you met Shabah and he used you as a plunger because he felt you were a good sutitute for theboss who has gained weight and hight on me. I think she will understand what's involved in post Shabah encounter of the fourth kind.
Just show her your water bill and a reciept for soap and detergent used...
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Well, a "slaker" would be a thirsty person.

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Ever hear of a slacker?

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Hey, we all know thirsty people are a bunch of fucking bums.

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Shut up and get me somethin' to drink!

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Hey, we all know thirsty people are a bunch of fucking bums.
Sitting around on bridges all day long, the shiftless loafers.

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Speaking of loafers, how's your dad?

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

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You can always goto work and actually not work. It always works[:D]

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Shut up and get me somethin' to drink!
GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BASTARD!

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