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I slide in my Benz on Lorenz just me and my friends. So high then some guy in a 318i drives by and looks me in the eye. Putting chromes rims on an 318, what is he queer? The light turns green and all he sees is my rear, he can't even catch up and I am still in first gear.
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Tee Hee - it's all in good fun.

Off Topic is home to one Azimuth,
An 'Elite' Benzworld scribe - fun to parry with,
His cussings are few - but when one's aimed at you..
..Have a Beer!, Keep good cheer - HE'S not serious!

Meow.
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I'm stealing this for later![:p]

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Shrimpton's a friend to us all
he plasters his posts on this wall
we hear he can paint
to us he'd be a saint
if it weren't for the Kyoto protocol

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Kirk Vining's a prolific Benzworld poster
were his woman a conservative, he'd roast'er
his attitude is dominant
attacks sometimes ad hominem
too bad he's such a leftist, pinko commie longhair![:D]

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Enough with the insults!

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Kirk Vining's [...] attitude is dominant
attacks sometimes ad hominem
too bad he's such a leftist, pinko commie longhair![:D]
Kirk does not have long hair!

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Kirk Vining's a prolific Benzworld poster
were his woman a conservative, he'd roast'er
his attitude is dominant
attacks sometimes ad hominem
too bad he's such a leftist, pinko commie longhair![:D]

The Azimuth Song

Oh lets give big tax breaks to the rich

And cut veteran's pay

And give forests away

And leave the sick and dying to twitch

To twitch! And leave the sick and dying to twitch!

In front of my yard in the ditch!

Yes! right out in front in the ditch!

I watch 'em all day

As I laugh away!

Serves 'em right, the pinko son of a bitch!


Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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The Mercedes Shop Song


How many bans

Does it take till he knows

That you just can't post here, anymore

The answer my friends,

Is in these three fucking threads

The answer is somewhere

In these three fucking threads.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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Shrimpton's a friend to us all
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to us he'd be a saint
if it weren't for the Kyoto protocol


You sound terribly sheepish-I'd brace myself if I were you[:0]


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Directly from Riverside Military Academy, Gainesville, GA......... http://www.Cadet.com

"When in Doubt, Whip It Out!"..........[;)]

EDIT: Pertaining to the girls at Brenau Girls Academy, across Lake Lanier from us.........
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There was a young lady from Dallas
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina
in South Carolina
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