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I once knew a lady named Jilly
Whose chest was quite naturally unhilly
So a lover she sought
With hands to have naught
And a small mouth to get just his fill-y





I'm sorry
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ROFL! FFS, they're not that small![:0]
How about some pics to prove it???

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I once knew a lady named Jilly
Whose chest was quite naturally unhilly
So a lover she sought
With hands to have naught
And a small mouth to get just his fill-y





I'm sorry
[:I]
ROFL! FFS, they're not that small![:0]
How about some pics to prove it???
You better just stick to gluing the pages of the Sears catalog together. You're not old enough for real live women yet.[:X][;)]
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I once knew a lady named Jilly
Whose chest was quite naturally unhilly
So a lover she sought
With hands to have naught
And a small mouth to get just his fill-y





I'm sorry
[:I]
ROFL! FFS, they're not that small![:0]
How about some pics to prove it???
You better just stick to gluing the pages of the Sears catalog together. You're not old enough for real live women yet.[:X][;)]
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Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To fetch her poor doggy a bone
When she bent down
The doggy came around
And gave her a bone of his own.

My kids always liked that one and,

Donald Duck did some muck
On the kitchen floor
Mrs Duck wiped it up
So Donald did some more.




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Ours is a bit more scatologically perverse:

Fatty Fatty 2 by 4
Couldn't get through the bathroom door
So he did it on the floor
Licked it up and did some more

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Roses are beat the shit red,
Violets be shitfaced blue,
This thread sucks chit,
And so do... any stupid, ignorant, lying, selfrighteous, slothfull, oblivious, mass produced human being that still somehow, despite unbelievable facts and evidence, backs da bush. Amen. God Bless. Praise the lord and people who think exactly like us, for we are the blessed ones who shall inherit the....
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I once knew a lady named Jilly
Whose chest was quite naturally unhilly
So a lover she sought
With hands to have naught
And a small mouth to get just his fill-y

I'm sorry
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ROFL! FFS, they're not that small![:0]
How about some pics to prove it???


And this, Jillian80, Germanstar and TK doing the 6 legged monster walk.


Jillian80 (with the strap) doing her twin sister.


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Look at that pic. I'm gorgeous. You have to agree with this quote from an objective person.

"He's so lovable" -- tcp's mom, circa 1959-1960-1961-1962-1963-1964-1965-1966-1967-1968-1970-1971-1972-1973-1974-1975-1976-1977-1978-1979-1980-1981-1982-1983-1984-1985-1986-1987-1988-1989-1990-1991-1992-1993-1994-1995-1996-1997-1998-1999-2000-2001-2002-2003-2004-2005

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