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Now I've got a "yen" for a Japanese hooker.


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I could carry this thread to new lows, but Mrs Azimuth might see it and finally be done with me.
She doesn't have the power to ban you here!
She hasn't seen my mom, has she?
As an admitted perpetrator of mass gynecological conquests, you shouldn't be so stingy, TCP. Let me have a little fun for once.

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I could carry this thread to new lows, but Mrs Azimuth might see it and finally be done with me.
She doesn't have the power to ban you here!
She hasn't seen my mom, has she?
As an admitted perpetrator of mass gynecological conquests, you shouldn't be so stingy, TCP. Let me have a little fun for once.
I want you to have fun. I think you don't post nearly enough, I like your style!

but...

My mama so fat, her blood type is gravy.
My mama so fat, her belt size is equator.

PS. She's on the cancer diet though, lost a lot of weight in the last 4 months, like 90 lbs.

I feel so miserable without you; its almost like having you here.
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PS. She's on the cancer diet though, lost a lot of weight in the last 4 months, like 90 lbs.
Oh dear. You are awful. I can hear the PC hiss from here.[:p]
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PS. She's on the cancer diet though, lost a lot of weight in the last 4 months, like 90 lbs.
Oh dear. You are awful. I can hear the PC hiss from here.[:p]
She'll pull through, having beaten it once before.

With her genes, I'm getting worried that at my age, I haven't had mine yet. Probably lurking around, cancer of the asshole most likely. I'll beat it with prayer alone!

I feel so miserable without you; its almost like having you here.
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PS. She's on the cancer diet though, lost a lot of weight in the last 4 months, like 90 lbs.
Oh dear. You are awful. I can hear the PC hiss from here.[:p]
She'll pull through, having beaten it once before.

With her genes, I'm getting worried that at my age, I haven't had mine yet. Probably lurking around, cancer of the asshole most likely. I'll beat it with prayer alone!
My dad died in July from cancer, at 51. That's some scary shit---it's only twice my lifetime.[xx(][V][B)]
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I could carry this thread to new lows, but Mrs Azimuth might see it and finally be done with me.
She doesn't have the power to ban you here!
She hasn't seen my mom, has she?
As an admitted perpetrator of mass gynecological conquests, you shouldn't be so stingy, TCP. Let me have a little fun for once.
I want you to have fun. I think you don't post nearly enough, I like your style!

but...

My mama so fat, her blood type is gravy.
My mama so fat, her belt size is equator.

PS. She's on the cancer diet though, lost a lot of weight in the last 4 months, like 90 lbs.


Oh my god
Becky, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black

*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy

I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette

I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back

(LA face with Oakland booty)

I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on

So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back

(LA face with the Oakland booty)

Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"

So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4


Sir mix-a-lot.




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RE: My first angry PM

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PS. She's on the cancer diet though, lost a lot of weight in the last 4 months, like 90 lbs.
Oh dear. You are awful. I can hear the PC hiss from here.[:p]
She'll pull through, having beaten it once before.

With her genes, I'm getting worried that at my age, I haven't had mine yet. Probably lurking around, cancer of the asshole most likely. I'll beat it with prayer alone!
My dad died in July from cancer, at 51. That's some scary shit---it's only twice my lifetime.[xx(][V][B)]
I doubt you shared this to solicit empathy. However, I am compelled to wish you better days ahead. The loss I would feel were I to experience what you have, would be unquenchable

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RE: My first angry PM

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PS. She's on the cancer diet though, lost a lot of weight in the last 4 months, like 90 lbs.
Oh dear. You are awful. I can hear the PC hiss from here.[:p]
She'll pull through, having beaten it once before.

With her genes, I'm getting worried that at my age, I haven't had mine yet. Probably lurking around, cancer of the asshole most likely. I'll beat it with prayer alone!
My dad died in July from cancer, at 51. That's some scary shit---it's only twice my lifetime.[xx(][V][B)]
I doubt you shared this to solicit empathy. However, I am compelled to wish you better days ahead. The loss I would feel were I to experience what you have, would be unquenchable
You're right--I was not seeking empathy, but I appreciate your kind thoughts.[:)]
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I could carry this thread to new lows, but Mrs Azimuth might see it and finally be done with me.
She doesn't have the power to ban you here!
She hasn't seen my mom, has she?
As an admitted perpetrator of mass gynecological conquests, you shouldn't be so stingy, TCP. Let me have a little fun for once.
I never imagined you to be the practicer of mass gynecological conquest, TCP, especially since I recieved this in the mail from one of your enemies. Isn't that painful?


Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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