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A giant brothel set to cater for tens of thousands of football fans at next year's World Cup in Germany is opening its doors in Berlin.

Built just yards from the main stadium, its owner believes the three-storey Artemis brothel will be a big hit with World Cup visitors.

Norman Jacob, lawyer for the private investor who wishes to remain anonymous, said: "Football and sex go together extremely well."

Prostitutes wanting to use the facility also have to pay £50 to "rent" a room there for three months. For that price they get free meals and access to the Artemis gym.

Prostitutes negotiate their own fees with clients who must also pay an entrance fee of £50 to enter the complex, which has rooms for more than 100 girls as well as a sauna and lap dancing bar.

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Talk about sloppy seconds.

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Q What do you call a blow-up doll with a runny nose?








A Full.
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Q What do you call a blow-up doll with a runny nose?








A Full.
American English puleeeze?

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What did i mis-translate?

Inflatable doll with snotty nose??
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What did i mis-translate?

Inflatable doll with snotty nose??

HAH! You forgot the period. I thought it was "A full" like, fullback or something. Now I get it.





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^^^^^

You know what? I spotted that but was too idle to edit it originally.Now I will never hear the end of it from Shrimpbrain.You and your big bloody mouth TK![8D]

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ROTFLMAO-good one Naomilla. E N G ER L A A ND !!


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Yeah-it was a good match.Plenty of grudge,remember we went to war with those guys in the 80s and England's recent performances have been very average,so this was a welcome change.
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