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Impressing the opposite sex...

Haven't seen this here before, I thought it was pretty funny.




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Show up naked, with beer.
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.........And compliment him on his flatulating abilities.

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Haven't seen this here before, I thought it was pretty funny.




How to Impress a Woman

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.




How to Impress a Man

Show up naked, with beer.
WOMEN = TIME x MONEY

but TIME IS MONEY
TIME = MONEY

so
WOMEN = MONEY ^2 (money squared)

but
MONEY is the root of all evil

MONEY = SQRT(EVIL)

so then

WOMEN = (SQRT(EVIL))^2

Women are the square root of evil all squared.

Thus proving that WOMEN = EVIL

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RE: Impressing the opposite sex...

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Quote:
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Haven't seen this here before, I thought it was pretty funny.




How to Impress a Woman

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, buy things for her, listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.




How to Impress a Man

Show up naked, with beer.
WOMEN = TIME x MONEY

but TIME IS MONEY
TIME = MONEY

so
WOMEN = MONEY ^2 (money squared)

but
MONEY is the root of all evil

MONEY = SQRT(EVIL)

so then

WOMEN = (SQRT(EVIL))^2

Women are the square root of evil all squared.

Thus proving that WOMEN = EVIL
Yeah, but just becuase your square rooting a squared number, it doesn't automatically cancel.

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RE: Impressing the opposite sex...

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Women are the square root of evil all squared.

Thus proving that WOMEN = EVIL
Yeah, but just becuase your square rooting a squared number, it doesn't automatically cancel.
he forgot the all important D.

WOMEN = Devil

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Yeah, but just becuase your square rooting a squared number, it doesn't automatically cancel.[/QUOTE]

Well at least we know he's asian. [:D]

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Yeah, but just becuase your square rooting a squared number, it doesn't automatically cancel.
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Well at least we know he's asian. [:D]
I learned this in math last year. And I have a cool teacher this year.

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Important question time: Which one is the opposite sex?

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Important question time: Which one is the opposite sex?

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It's Pat!

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