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And a great kid story, too...

Supposedly this is true, but either way it's too funny.


A father took his little girl with him to the barber shop when he went to get a haircut.

While her dad was in the chair, the youngster, eating a snack cake, came over to inspect the process.

The barber said to her, "Sweetheart, you know you're gonna get hair on your twinkie."

Her father nearly lost an ear when she answered, "Yes, Sir, I know, and mama says I'm gonna get boobies, too."
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A horny old lady in the supermarket asked the bagboy to help get her groceries to her car. As they walked through the parking lot, she noticed how sexy the young guy looked. She leaned over to him and whispered in his ear, "You know, I've got an itchy pussy", to which he responded, "I don't know nothing bout no Japanese cars, just point it out to me".

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[:)] x 2!.
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"You know, I've got an itchy pussy too..."


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You exploit any opportuntity to whip out ol' granny denture tits don't you, you sicko.[^]

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Right....









and the Rodney too.[:D]

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