Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: '01-E320 & 02-ST2
Location: John 15:18-19
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Great golf joke...heck, a great joke, period.
Two women were playing golf. One sliced her tee shot and watched in dismay as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
To her dismay, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman dropped her club as she rushed over to the man and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help", she said. "I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right", the man groaned. "I'll be fine in a few minutes," he continued, but he was obviously in extreme pain, curled in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together in his groin.
But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, she undid his belt, loosened his pants, and put her hands inside. She began to massage him. After a short while, she then asked, "How does that feel?"
"Oh, that feels great...but my thumb still hurts like hell."