Date registered: Nov 2003
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RE: A darn good reason not to take a dump at Home Depot
Since when did majority of American men become such pansyass wusses?
What a crappy (sorry, but I had to) excuse (recovering from heart bypass surgery!?) for not taking matters into his own hands. Come on girl, whatever happened to the Frontier Spirit? And of all the places, in Colorado where it should be found in abundance? Frightened and humiliated for merely having one's ass glued to the toilet seat?
Real men take a deep breath, then lift their ass while holding down the seat. There is no glue that is fast enough to set within minutes. In fact, the dipshit aided the setting of the glue by sitting around for 15 minutes - what a moron. The fast-acting glue, on the other hand, would be too set by the time somebody falls victim to the prank.
And of course, the wuss had to sue Home Depot, the party involved with the deepest pocket instead of going after a particular individual(s) who is/are directly responsible for the prank.