Jesus, Lord Savior - 11/3/2005 3:07 PM
kvining - 11/3/2005 3:57 PM
And what's going on with this?
Your hero, W.J. Clinton, dies and is sentenced to go to Hell.
There are two gates to Hell.
Above the first, one can read "Capitalist Hell".
Above the second, one can read "Socialist Hell".
As one would suspect, there is a long line in front of the socialist Hell, but non one in front of the capitalist gate.
Bill approaches a man at the end on the line and enquires.
B: Tell me sir, what happens in Socialist Hell
Man: Well, they start by lacerating your skin with razor blades. Then, they force you to dig a large hole in rock solid ground, until it is large enough for you to stand in with your head above ground. Then, they pour gasoline on your head, and set you on fire.
B: Whoaaa. What do they do in Capitalist Hell then?
M: Oh, they do the same thing.
B: Why are people forming a line here then, when there is non one in front of the other one.
M: Whell, socialist Hell has had a shortage of razor blades, shovels and gasoline since forever.