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A few minutes ago I left the gym wearing just my shorts and a cut off T-shirt,having worked up a good glow and the merest layer of perspiration over my bronzed arms,neck and legs.
The sun was just beginning to set and i made the mistake of leaving just as the local high school was chucking out.
I had only taken a few steps from the door when two school girls,no more than 17 and still in their formal uniforms started to eye me up and wolf whistle.
They proceeded to make some very improper and lewd suggestions.I quickened my pace to escape the unwanted attention,but i felt like they were undressing me with their eyes.
What has the world come to when a man of mature years cannot go about his business without attracting the unwanted advances of lascivious young girls? We are supposed to have laws in this country to protect us from sexual harassment,but clearly they are being flouted.[:(!]

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True man, I had the fortune of working with a cheerleaders and drill teams during practice .I too experienced that women are no less vicious then men. They look at you as if you were naked and its you who feel embarrassed not them

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btw the effects they had is i have started hateing women.
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*makes those construction worker noises*

what ever happened to playing coy? has womens lib come this far? theyre now the agressor and we poor unassuming men(that still make 30 cents more an hour((except mr doughnut)), mind you....) are just playthings for their satisfaction?

i just dont get the whole vocalize your hormones thing. i find that a nice smile and a "Hi, my names Dustin." usually works much better than a..

" baby, you so fine it make me wanna *insert any sexual innuendo here* for *insert any time quantifier here* like a *insert any animal here* damn *insert the animal noise that corresponds to number 3 here*

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'Flaunted' still sounds more appropriate.
Might be time for a new T shirt?.
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A couple of years ago when we lived in the city proper, I took public transportation to work. I caught the bus at 5 am everyday. One early morning two girls pulled up to me in there car and asked, "How much?". I assumed they thought I was selling drugs or something and said I didn't have anything. They pulled around the corner,parked and came over to me. One was rather beastly but the other was really cute. They did everything to try to get me to go with them. "Cmon baby, we got coke, let's go", while the other was grabbing my ass. They were both pretty lit up. Weird. I kept thinking they'd chain me up and evicerate me.

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Gosh, I used to have dreams like that too. I now cut the joints down to a few dozen a day. Peace.
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I was surprised to learn that the Windy City had established itself as the world center for myopic transvestites.


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I guess word had got round that Thrillkill likes it 'over easy'[:p]


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You guy's are just mad cuz I was standing on your mamma's street corner.

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RE: How times change!

That does it, D-R. I'm definitely coming to visit, we'll get the Daytona set up for you, go for a ride (I'll need to borrow one of your other bikes, sure you don't mind) and of course work out at your gym so that we leave at the right time of day.

I was recently talking with a female co-worker who is single and she mentioned that where we live she and her friends figure that any guy who's over 30 and isn't married must be gay or has a serious defect. (She also opined that some of the other women had some nice things to say about me...but I've always believed the adage "Don't crap where you eat".

In any event, there's never any catcalls over here, either way. Too politically incorrect. [;)]
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