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MisterDonut/Dieselburns - will anyon
MisterDonut/Dieselburns 3 16.67%
Snips 2 11.11%
AMSOIL300CDT 4 22.22%
Shabah 1 5.56%
WeVonBraun 1 5.56%
Benz Devil 2 11.11%
Demon_possessed 5 27.78%
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Who here is most likely to get laid first

I've been wanting to do a poll myself for some years.

MisterDonut/Dieselburns - will anyone take this identity-challenged attention-craving McDonald manager wannabe seriously?

Snips - he's got a sexy SLK, but is his SLK too sexy for him? Likely candidate but serious attitude problem that can even blow a perfect setup may label him as the choker of the lot.

AMSOIL300CDT - his comments are from the left field. In fact, waaay out beyond the stadium parking lot. Any chance for this German Pothead? The world awaits.

Shabah - will a 400lb behemoth stand a chance against these viable contenders?

WeVonBraun - he's blind, he's got a wife, and he's in Canada. A longshot from a land nobody cares about looking for an upset.

Benz Devil - Everybody's sentimental favorite. Will the demure recent college grad make it big time? Though he seriously hurt his odds after professing his interests towards Jillian, if he succeeds it will go down in history as the next big thing after Babe Ruth's predicted home run and Seabiscuit. Even if he loses, he's got a bright future with the 'Exchange Students Gone Wild!' video franchise.

Demon_possessed - He will be scouring the goth clubs for his voodoo soulmate. Girls with black lipsticks, beware of a desperate looking ghoul with bad grammar and incessant verbal diarrhea.

theboss - Height is not an issue here -- Robert Redford and Dustin Hoffmann get lucky all the time so do Martin Short, David Spade and Rick Moranis. Will this techno-savvy youngster from Saudi Arabia overcome his odds?

asianml - up and coming contender, very busy racking up post count at the rate that exceeds those of ThrillKill and kvining. All he needs is some understanding woman who can tell him to relax and slow down.

Naomilla2.0 - poll is not fair without putting (down) the pollster. Last seen driving a tan Plymouth Voyager shopping for economy package toilet rolls and shuttling his 3-yr old girl to ballet lesson, clutching a pink tutu and balancing a big box of sanitary pads on his head. Any chance for this emasculated and domesticated former prom king?


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ROFLMAO!!! Too funny, Naomilla.

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Good one Naomilla![8D]


Another good poll would be "Who is most likely to get beaten around the head by Deathrattle should they bump into him by mistake?"[:p]


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Good one Naomilla![8D]


Another good poll would be "Who is most likely to get beaten around the head by Deathrattle should they bump into him by mistake?"[:p]

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Very creative.

You missed the regulars thrilkill, tcp_ml500, kvining, jillian..
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I had to go with Werner Klemperer Von Braun. Being stuck in the frozen wasteland with dirty French people I can't imagine there is much else to do come November. It may be with an unsuspecting Polar Bear or rutting Elk but I think he'll be the first to get his north pole wet.

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Very creative.

You missed the regulars thrilkill, tcp_ml500, kvining, jillian..
And you have my deepest gratitude Naomilla.

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Very creative.

You missed the regulars thrilkill, tcp_ml500, kvining, jillian..
The poll is limited to known virgins.

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Very creative.

You missed the regulars thrilkill, tcp_ml500, kvining, jillian..
The poll is limited to known virgins.
Exactly - this is a list of those who have trouble getting one.

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I would have done a better job of guessing who would get laid last.

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