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MisterDonut/Dieselburns 3 16.67%
Snips 2 11.11%
AMSOIL300CDT 4 22.22%
Shabah 1 5.56%
WeVonBraun 1 5.56%
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post #11 of 38 (permalink) Old 10-31-2005, 01:15 PM
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I say they all get together for the first annual BW Gay Clusterfuck. Naomilla as the non-participating videographer of course.

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Job:Manager Mcdonalds

YearPay:$60,000 About..


Right.

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Gf/Bf:Gf
What does above stand for?
Gay f*ck / Butt f*ck ?

there seem to be no difference between the two to me...


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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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Why is my name in here and why would someone vote for me?
Naomilla2.0 said: Shabah - will a 400lb behemoth stand a chance against these viable contenders?

My good man, I will sit on anyone I like. I don't have to ask to be in the "most likelyto get laid first" list. All I have to do is take what I want, I never ask. For instance if I meet you, I woul not have to say to you: you have a pretty mouth or squeel like a pig (Deliverace). You will squeel either you like it or not. The only thing I am going to ask right now is what's your address? I will be right there...[}:)]
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Wow, that’s interesting
Thank you

Finally I am getting recognized by people around this forum

I am just happy with that finally “I AM IN THE SELECTION�!!![:D]
And have the longest explanation.

If nobody votes for me until tonight,
probably will push my crews here in SoCal.

Happy Halloween.[;)]
What's your hight and weight?
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Gf/Bf:Gf
What does above stand for?
Gay f*ck / Butt f*ck ?

there seem to be no difference between the two to me...
It's "girlfriend" or "boyfriend". You know, like J/K means "joking".

I'm curious, are we talking real live actual sex (i.e. penetration) or does a handjob count.
I'll bet snips could afford a massage with happy ending, and could thus win easily.

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Jonathan,

I fixed your earlier post. I think you had some bits incorrect.

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Name:Jonathan
age:16
sex:male--debatable
Job:Fry cook/floor sweeper Mcdonalds
Height:5'4"
Weight:220-230
Smoke/Drink:No--I work at McDonalds. I can't afford it.
Single:see below.
Gf/Bf:Do inflatable girls count?
Location:NY/Suffolk County
Ethnicity:Mutt
Here For:general nuisance
Virgin:HELL YEAH!
Future Plans:To work the register at McDonald's so when I finally get some poor, lonely, fat chick to do me and she gets preggers I can pay for the Huggies.
YearPay:$12,000. Is that above or below the poverty level?
There. I think that's a bit more feasible.

Sincerely,

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Jonathan,

I fixed your earlier post. I think you had some bits incorrect.

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Name:Jonathan
age:16
sex:male--debatable
Job:Fry cook/floor sweeper Mcdonalds
Height:5'4"
Weight:220-230
Smoke/Drink:No--I work at McDonalds. I can't afford it.
Single:see below.
Gf/Bf:Do inflatable girls count?
Location:NY/Suffolk County
Ethnicity:Mutt
Here For:general nuisance
Virgin:HELL YEAH!
Future Plans:To work the register at McDonald's so when I finally get some poor, lonely, fat chick to do me and she gets preggers I can pay for the Huggies.
YearPay:$12,000. Is that above or below the poverty level?
There. I think that's a bit more feasible.

Sincerely,

Bitch[:X]

[:D]


hew, hew, hew, hew yesssssssssss!
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There. I think that's a bit more feasible.

Sincerely,

Bitch[:X]

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Funny -- the truth just sounds different, doesn't it (even online)? [:D]

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For those who didn't get a vote: Don't let it get out of hand.
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