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post #21 of 23 (permalink) Old 10-29-2005, 05:26 PM
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It was a dark and stormy night and the rain beat upon the Queen Anne's shutters like a windshield wiper from an Oldsmobile Bravada prior to the recall in which they were replaced at no cost to the owner.
The smell of fear hung cumbersomely in the air as Brandy, the 18-ish babysitter descended like melting butter down the long, winding oak staircase with poplar ornamental trim pieces. She let out a heaving sigh. She had been physically ejected from Hooters, her former employer, several days earlier for questioning her immediate supervisors decision to not promote her from hostess to cocktailer. A violent exchange ensued and her boss was left with the business end of a Sure-Shot portion control liquor dispenser tip protruding from his right eye, the good one...............

More please. Need to know what happens to Brandy now.
Was hoping someone would pick it up but......

Brandy gingerly, sauntered very softly as if her legs were cherry flavored Pixie Stix to the vacuous, great room to meet the parents of her charges, the screw faced Little Timmy and clinically obese Sheneekwa. Brad and Barbara Smith extended all four hands in a moment of confusion to the troubled teen causing her to reel in more confusion. "You're confusing me!� bellowed Brandy. Barbara placed both of her hands behind her head and in a gravelly monotone voice like a Tibetan Monk belted out in one breath,"we-will-take-turns-extending-our-hands-so-as-not-to-confuse-you-anymore". It was a powerful, resonant almost belch-like voice that Brandy did not expect to come out of this frail, elfish woman. Caught off guard she immediately began scanning the room for a Sure-Shot portion control liquor dispenser tip for which to subdue her would be aggressor........

It's good, really good. In order to be truly believable it should be "Shaneequa", but still, good.
Keep going.

There's a bar in the corner of the room, she sees it in the shadows and knows it has what she needs.

Continue please.
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In a New Hampshire second, slightly longer than a New York minute and defined by its syrupy motion, little Timmy was on her. His long, filthy, unclipped fingernails and hands mangled from years of self manipulation dug at her blouse buttons like an unseized Attica shank. The two writhed on the floor as one in a flurry of hands and breasts, breasts and hands, and also a shoe. The shoe had been thrown into the maelstrom by the elder Smith who between pulls on his tar stained Meerschaum pipe guffawed a devilish guffaw. He turned to his daughter Shaneekwa, who had changed the spelling of her name at the behest of a pedophilic captor some time ago, to seek her approval of the situation but it was fairly obvious that she was not there because he could not see her.........

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more bellowing from Brandy, please. And don't forget the bar in the corner.

The Tibetan Monk thing is HOT.[:p][:p][:p]
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