Did I hear constipation?
Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness,
being broke...Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and
I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position.
We name this song: "Constipation Blues"
Umm-ummmh aeoh! Umm-uoomh! Ooh! Oh! Uh uh!. Aaah. Uoh, aah!
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! I don't believe I can take much more. Let it go! Aah!
Got a pain down inside, won't be denied. Yeah, every time I try, I can't be satisfied.
Let it go! Woah, ummh! Let it, let it go! Oh! Waaaoooh!
This pain down inside, just won't let me be satisfied. Let it go!
Splash!!! Spshhh....Feel, ah, I feel alright! Yeah, I feel alright!
Splash!!! Shpsh...Yeah. I feel alright! Splash! Flush! Phew. Phew. Phew...Feel alright