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post #11 of 24 (permalink) Old 10-26-2005, 07:10 PM
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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

No it's a pet turd.

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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

I think it looks appetizing. Where's my Saran Wrap poo mask. Ok, I'm ready.


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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

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No it's a pet turd.

So it's not really flying... it's, uh ..
it's hoisted?
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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

It looks like it's flying to me. I'd close my mouth if it gets too close, but that's just me. You know how pets are -- wanting to be petted and all. [xx(]

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It looks like it's flying to me. I'd close my mouth if it gets too close, but that's just me. You know how pets are -- wanting to be petted and all. [xx(]

I'm with you [xx(][xx(][xx(]
this topic's gone to shit.
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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidey ho!

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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

It started out that way. I'm just trying to stay on topic.



Damned constipation...

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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

Did I hear constipation?

Ladies and gentlemen, most people record songs about love, heartbreak, loneliness,
being broke...Nobody's actually went out and recorded a song about real pain. The band and
I have just returned from the General Hospital where we caught a man in the right position.
We name this song: "Constipation Blues"

Umm-ummmh aeoh! Umm-uoomh! Ooh! Oh! Uh uh!. Aaah. Uoh, aah!
Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! I don't believe I can take much more. Let it go! Aah!
Got a pain down inside, won't be denied. Yeah, every time I try, I can't be satisfied.
Let it go! Woah, ummh! Let it, let it go! Oh! Waaaoooh!
This pain down inside, just won't let me be satisfied. Let it go!

Splash!!! Spshhh....Feel, ah, I feel alright! Yeah, I feel alright!
Splash!!! Shpsh...Yeah. I feel alright! Splash! Flush! Phew. Phew. Phew...Feel alright


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馬鹿は死ななきゃ治らない。

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RE: Next time you ask for chocolate sprinkles,

Do you know why turds are tapered?

To keep your asshole from slamming shut!
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^^^
It's when you spot one with a concave finish you need to watch your arse-unless it's your partner's, then you need to wash your dick.[xx(]




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