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RE: Rosa Parks dead at 92
Parks Rides to Funeral In Front Seat of Hearse
Dateline: Detroit Nov 02, 2005
The body of Rosa Parks, well known civil rights personality, who has been dead for some time now, was placed in the front seat of the hearse for her ride from the airport to the church. She was placed back in her coffin at a Pik Kwik convience store about 2 blocks from the church when the hearse driver stopped for a bathroom break and to play Cash Four before the seven hour funeral.
Mohamaad Mohammad Jackson, spokesman for the Washington & Irving Funeral Parlor said in a statesment to the press, "Knowing Miss Parks reputation for dislike of riding in the back, we didn't want to take any chances. We don't want no shit, you know what I'm saying?"
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