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Speaking of funny.....
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Speaking of funny.....
Look carefully at the reflection on the underbelly of the oncoming plane. Clearly, a tractor is flying in a collision course with us as well, Further reducing the already low odds of survival.

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Salon held a contest for the best caption for this picture. The winner?

Bush to Bono: Hey man, you got any good blow?


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Salon held a contest for the best caption for this picture. The winner?

Bush to Bono: Hey man, you got any good blow?

Now this is really funny...!!!

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Second place was "Seriously dude, he fucked her with a cigar right here."

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Now that was funny. [:D] [:D] [:D]

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I once got a parking ticket in the mail for a car of mine that had been stolen and not yet recovered. I was pissed. You would think they might check something on it.
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Now that was funny. [:D] [:D] [:D]
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President Bush asks Bono who "Joshua Tree" is and whether he may be responsible for hiding both Osama bin Laden and the WMD. --Donald Illich

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Bush: "Because, like our friend here, Mr. Bono, says, we want to help people all over the world take shelter from the pouring rain." Bono: "Um, poison rain." "Eh?" "Poison rain. The lyric is, 'Take shelter from the poison rain.'" "Not pouring?'" "No." "Poison rain? You sure?" "Yes, Mr. President." "Poison's a lot worse than pouring." "Yes, sir." "So I've been singin' it wrong all these years?" "Looks like." -- Locke Peterseim

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Shortly after this photograph was taken, President Bush remarked to an aide that he was "surprised that the president of Ireland didn't wear a tie." -- Dallas Hayes

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President Bush asks Bono who "Joshua Tree" is and whether he may be responsible for hiding both Osama bin Laden and the WMD. --Donald Illich Ulianov, funny ye fucking commie!

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