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Another office dare...

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http://www.soundamerica.com/sounds/movies/J-R/Pulp_Fiction/dikbrain.wav
25 Point office dare (bonus points below): convert that wav to an mp3, snag the CEO's cell phone, and load that as her/his "family" ringtone. Not only do you get 25 points, but everyone in the office gets to hear how often his/her family calls at work on the company-funded cell phone.

Prediction: S/he is too stupid to figure out how to change the setting, and will seek help to rectify beyond simply turning the phone off. Offer your services, fix it, get a bonus and an extra week's vacation. (worth an extra 10 points).
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If anyone tried any of that shit with with me in an office in which i was trying to work,i would punch their fucking lights out.Office 'Colin Hunt''s need no encouragement and plenty of dissuasion in my book.[:(!]
JEEZUS! Where do you work....The post office?

You would need to be familiar with the Colin Hunt Character in an old (90s) British comedy series called 'The Fast show' I'm not sure it aired in the USA but well worth tracking down on DVD.
Only my jokes (the collapsing chair,dead mouse in the drawer,snow-storm-in-a-can etc) were ever funny in my office.
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Only my jokes (the collapsing chair,dead mouse in the drawer,snow-storm-in-a-can etc) were ever funny in my office.
David Brent, is that you?

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^^^^

Our trading room was so feared that pee-ons and clerks waited trembling at the entrance before proceeding through the gates of hell.Even some of the main board directors thought twice.The head of our F/X dept. would only visit if he was wearing full foul weather gear.
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^^^

If anyone tried any of that shit with with me in an office in which i was trying to work,i would punch their fucking lights out.Office 'Colin Hunt''s need no encouragement and plenty of dissuasion in my book.[:(!]
This made me LOL more than any of the jokes posted here.

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