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Just heard this one...

Although one of the folks I forwarded it to said he heard it some time ago.

Either way...it's still funny. And apolitical, which means it will die in this forum. [;)]

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Howard had felt guilty for some time now.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming; his inner voice just wouldn't keep quiet.

But every once in a while he'd hear that other small inner voice trying to reassure him... "Howard.
Don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of your patients and you won't be the last."


But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Howard. You're a veterinarian."
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.”
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RE: Just heard this one...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferarri?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.


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