Date registered: Aug 2005
Vehicle: 81 280E, 84 500SEC, 87 560, 89 "300E", 91 500SL, 15 E350 4Matic Estate, 71 BMW 2002, +others
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RE: Great Monkey Joke
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.He orders a drink and while he's drinking,the monkey jumps all around the place.The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them then proceeds to grab some sliced limes and eat them too.Following this,he jumps on a pool table,grabs one of the billiard balls,sticks it in his mouth and to everyones amazement somehow swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy,"Did you see what your monkey did?"
The guy says,"No,what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table..whole!"
"Yeah,that doesn't surprise me,"replied the guy,"he eats everything in sight,sorry,I'll pay for it all."
Two weeks later the guy and his monkey are at the bar again.He orders a drink and the monkey starts running
around the bar again.While the guy is finishing his
drink,the monkey finds a marashino cherry on the bar.
He grabs it,sticks it up his butt,pulls it out and then eats it.The bartender is thoroughly disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?"said the bartender.
"No,what?"replied the guy.
"Well,he stuck a marashino cherry up his butt,pulled it out and then ate it!"
"Yeah,that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy."He
still eats everything in sight,but ever since he
swallowed that cue ball,he measures everything first."