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Reading piss poor English on BW 2 16.67%
Too much sex? 3 25.00%
Too little sex? 1 8.33%
Too many drugs? 1 8.33%
Too few drugs? 4 33.33%
Too much Benzworld? 1 8.33%
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post #21 of 43 (permalink) Old 10-01-2005, 07:43 AM
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Yeah too right and in the long term that condition severly stunts your growth.I'm 6'1"-How tall are you??
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5'5 on the body height. but hey 8inch looks bigger on a 5'5 frame compared to a 6'1. Its all about impressing the chicks with the tool.. right.. and fortunately.. they are dumb like Jullian.. life cant be any easier to get laid!!

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Ooh too bad- an eight inch nose on a little guy like you must make you look like some kind of troll.
Anyway, i understand they have some sharp knives and nifty moves in Saudi and no doubt you can get normalised with one good swipe.Shame they tend to to that shit in public squares though-so unhygenic.[xx(]



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Ooh too bad- an eight inch nose on a little guy like you must make you look like some kind of troll.
Anyway, i understand they have some sharp knives and nifty moves in Saudi and no doubt you can get normalised with one good swipe.Shame they tend to to that shit in public squares though-so unhygenic.[xx(]


i mentioned tool. not nose.. shame on u..being native english.. yet still suck at understanding phrases.. shagging jillian lately?? looks like it!!

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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Ooh too bad- an eight inch nose on a little guy like you must make you look like some kind of troll.
Anyway, i understand they have some sharp knives and nifty moves in Saudi and no doubt you can get normalised with one good swipe.Shame they tend to to that shit in public squares though-so unhygenic.[xx(]


i mentioned tool. not nose.. shame on u..being native english.. yet still suck at understanding phrases.. shagging jillian lately?? looks like it!!
Oh----I get it now. You're one of those men(?). You tell the world that you're short, your posts tell us that you're not very bright, and you seem to be a raging mysoginist---so, I called you on it. And it is just killing you that you've been called on the carpet by a woman. So, now, you're going to try and flame me in every post. Well, if it keeps you from beating some poor prostitute over the head with a bat, I don't mind the flaming, as it were. I get enough satisfaction knowing that I have gotten under your skin.[:X][:X]
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I voted for the worm. I always liked that worm thinky that Kahn stuck in Chekov's ear.

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That scene contributed to a very entomophobic childhood. Thank you for reminding me of what is now crystal clear in my mind. I'll be switching from Aqua Velva to Raid for the next couple of weeks.



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I voted for the worm. I always liked that worm thinky that Kahn stuck in Chekov's ear.

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Actually, Sandra Locke to Clint Eastwood in 'The Guantlet' sticks in my mind,if you will pardon the pun.


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Ooh too bad- an eight inch nose on a little guy like you must make you look like some kind of troll.
Anyway, i understand they have some sharp knives and nifty moves in Saudi and no doubt you can get normalised with one good swipe.Shame they tend to to that shit in public squares though-so unhygenic.[xx(]




i mentioned tool. not nose.. shame on u..being native english.. yet still suck at understanding phrases.. shagging jillian lately?? looks like it!!
Oh----I get it now. You're one of those men(?). You tell the world that you're short, your posts tell us that you're not very bright, and you seem to be a raging mysoginist---so, I called you on it. And it is just killing you that you've been called on the carpet by a woman. So, now, you're going to try and flame me in every post. Well, if it keeps you from beating some poor prostitute over the head with a bat, I don't mind the flaming, as it were. I get enough satisfaction knowing that I have gotten under your skin.[:X][:X]
chill out jilly!! im still enjoying the wet dream i had about you last night!! [:o)][:o)]

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That's a coincidence theboss,i had a wet dream about you last night.I dreamt I was drowning you, as one normally does to runts.[:D]


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Ahh, Jessica Simpson. Everyone has a fantasy about Jessica Simpson. Mine I is where I tell her, "Here, hold your sister Ashley while I kick her in the throat". -the great Dave Attel

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