Jillian80 - 9/22/2005 4:20 PM
ThrillKill - 9/22/2005 4:01 PM
Jillian80 - 9/22/2005 2:44 PM
I knew I could get someone riled up.[8D]
I like being a free-thinker with my hands. Oh, I'm sure I would still be a liberal if I didn't have any hands, but what sort of liberal would I be if I couldn't abuse myself regularly?[:p]
I challenge you to produce a pap smear. All this beating yer meat talk, sounds fishy. You don't want Shabah to jump off the Tallahatchie Bridge do you?
LOL! Nothing fishy about that, TK. Peach pie.
I can't believe no one got my 'I don't spit' joke. I was sure something as crude as that would never make it past you guys. I'm so disappointed.......[V]
OKEE DOKE....I'll be your peachy little pie......But I have a few......ummm....quirky practices that I need to inform you of....like:
Arabian Goggles: While getting a blowjob, one partner places a single testicle in each eyesocket of the other partner.
Asian Steamer: Defecating on plastic wrap which is over a person's face.
Blumpkin/Grumpkin: Getting a blowjob while defecating. Mainly used on the toilet or in nature.
Carpet Cleaner: During doggy-style sex, picking the girl up and pushing her face through the carpet whilst restraining her arms.
Chellerina, The: Defecating and urinating on one's partner while giving him a blowjob
ChickShit - Stuffing hot pieces of Chicken up your ass and shitting them into your partners mouth.
Claire, The: While the girl is attempting a cowgirl-toe-tug, giving her a swift punch to the back of the head (or see donkey punch)
Cleveland steamer/Hot Lunch: Defecating on a partner's chest
Crime Scene Sex: Sex during the woman's menstrual cycle
Dirty Sanchez: After Anal sex, pulling out the feces-/cum-covered penis, and wiping it accross the sexual partner's face, creating a mustache-like appearance.
Donkey punch: Act of knocking the partner out shortly before orgasm
Double Master Blaster: Reaching orgasm from fellatio while smoking a crackpipe.
Double Dribbling: The acting of stuffing both of ones testicles into a woman's vagina either before, during or after sexual intercourse.
Double Trouble: Act of fondling a woman's breasts during anal sex
Duck Wrap (UK): A tit fuck where the male's penis has previously been in his partner's anal passage, and remains covered with some faeces.
Dutch Oven: Flatulence during intercourse, followed by trapping your partner's head under the bedsheets
Felching: Act of sucking semen out of vagina or anus or inserting animals into an anus or a vagina
Glass-Bottom Boat: One partner lays under a glass table, a piece of plastic or Saran Wrap while the other partner defecates upon the surface.
Golden Enema: Urinating in partner's bowels during anal sex.
Golden Showers: Act of urinating on a partner for sexual pleasure. Also known as watersports.
Lesbian Thighjob: Lesbian practice where the partner touches the other partner's vagina with her own thigh
Mandana: Act of ejaculating on a person's forehead so the result resembles a bandana
Muddy snowball: Anal sex, then ejaculating in the partner's mouth where it's held, then the semen is passed back to the anus penetrator
No-Battery Boyfriend: Act of vaginally penetrating a woman with a phallic object other than a dildo
One-Eyed Sailor: Act of poking a woman in one eye with the penis and ejaculating in the other after fellatio.
Pearl Necklace: Act of ejaculating on a person's neck so the result resembles a pearl necklace
Philly Fake-Out: Act of having sex doggy-style, pulling out, spitting on your partner's back to seem like you ejaculated, then ejaculating in their face when they turn around. (also known as Houdini)
Riding the Bull: Act of having sex doggy-style, grabbing the hair of partner and yelling out an ex-lover's name. You then hold on tight and see how long you can stay on top. Also known as "Rodeo"
Rusty Trombone: Act of licking the partners anus while masturbating him. Also called a "rim job"
Shocker: While masterbating the female with two fingers, the man then inserts another finger into the women's anus. The act is also refered to as "two in the pink one in the stink" or "the fun gun".
Snowballing: When the male ejaculates in the females mouth and she holds the semen inside right before she passes it to her partner by french kissing him.
Merry-go-Round: While enjoying intercourse with a girl midget while she is sitting on top, you grab her and spin her around, your penis being the axel.
The Inside Job/The Secret Handshake: When a girl fists herself, the man inserts his dick, and she jacks him off.
Strawberry Shortcake: Punching one's lover in the face after ejaculating on it (allusion to the mixture of blood and cum). Also known as Strawberry Daquiri.
Thighfucking: intercrural intercourse Also known as thighing or thigh sex.
Turquey Slapping: Act of slapping the partner on the face with the penis after fellatio (also known as the "Danza" slap, after the Tony Danza pornography urban myth). Also commonly referred to as "Fedonking" or F.C.B (Facial cock beating) in some parts of the south west United States.
White Dragon: When the male ejaculates in his partner's mouth and forces his penis in for long enough that she chokes and forces the cum out through her nose. Also known as The Angry Dragon or the "Fire-Breathing Dragon".
White Zombie: The man would tell his partner that he had ejaculated, then after their partner opens their eyes, the man shoots his load in their face.