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Hello,
I was wanting to know what would be the easiest place for a 22 year old U.S. citizen (Louisiana) with no criminal record to immigrate to. I am currently in college studying international business. I feel that I cannot remain here much longer for the following reasons:

1)I am not religious and I don't care for the overwhelming mentality here of "If you are not Christian, you are wrong".
2)I do not care about Pro Choice or Pro Life as I am a guy and its really not my business. I am a single father of a 3 year old.
3)I am not Republican nor Democrat.
4)I don't have a Minivan or SUV with a "W" sticker, yellow ribbon magnet, and a "Fox News-Fair and Balanced" sticker.
5)I don't like to kill people because they don't think or want to think like me.
6)Not to wild about the possibility of being drafted for Vietnam Part II. No offense to our Vietnam Vets out there intended.

Please, I am looking for serious answers. I do realize that some god-fearing conservatives will be reading this. Please don't try to convert me to your way of thinking. I was considering Canada, but I am really interested in Europe. I do speak some Spanish, a little Slovak, and I am hoping to pick up some German too. Oh, and I do speak English!

Also wondering if any of our European friends know a lady that would be willing to marry. She could get her U.S. papers and I could get papers from her state. She dosen't have to be pretty or anything.

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Oh, I think the French would love you. before you go, contact all of your friends who feel as you do and try to convince them to move en masse with you.

I think it would be of great benefit to you, France, and the United States. With one move you would raise the IQ of both countries.

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Hey taco, I suppose you could go to Sweden. That way you wouldn't have to endure the government getting caught up in world class political bullshit. Then again, you probably need to blast off in space and hope you land on a planet that is uninhabited because there is no utopia here!
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I need a chaufeur, a gardner and my wives have been complaining that they can't find a message specialist that is on call.
I pay slave wages but the food is good.
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Well,
I do have massage therapy certification, and I can drive.
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Come on down here (check my location). Our airforce has no jet fighters, our navy specialises in fishing zone protection, and our army has become full time UN peacekeepers in other peoples bitch zones.
NZ hasn't declared war on anybody for decades, and continues to tell anyone with nukes to fuck off.
My home country is also Hurricane and tropical storm free, fishing is great,
Weather is fair to average/good most of the time - much like the UK (similar land area also) but without the baggage of Blair, Northern Ireland, and with about 60 million fewer people.
Bring your kid - you'll be welcome. Just don't tell anyone else, as house and land prices have rocketed since some other arsehole let the cat out of the bag circa 180 years ago [:(!].
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If your heading out why not go all the way,... australia or new zealand. I'm tempted to move there myself.
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Turkish men are ALL gay and all the women have unremovable moles on their genitals......Every last one of them.
yes it is correct that all turkish men are gay but women dont have any moles on them.. atleast not the one i have shagged.. some of my best shags were turkish.. [:p]

having their country men all gay gives an advantage of picking them really easy.. and dumping them that fast too [}:)]

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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i of course, always have the option of going before an official of the US Department of State, with the presence of an officer of the German Consulate, to formaly reject my US passport/citizenship, and leave to Germany, never to return......i don't, caus me and my boss wanna start our granite business in Fla., and as a requirement, for him to have a visa, he needs a US citizen, as an employee....thus, that's me...
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RE: Question-How to escape the U.S.A.? SERIOUSLY!!

If you really are serious OP, why ask on Benzworld? There must be lots of forums for people who want to emigrate (or already have).

Every government is corrupt IMHO, without exception. Some countries cover it up better than others.

NZ is supposed to be beautiful (can the weather really be as bad as the UK's?? surely not??).

Why don't you strap on a backpack and come and see the rest of the world?
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