YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when... - Mercedes-Benz Forum

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 07:04 AM
Alfa
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Quoted: Post(s)
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

I received this e-mail, thought it was good.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!


Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 07:26 AM
BenzWorld Elite
 
tcp_ML500's Avatar
 
Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: C 111 Nardo
Location: Exiled
Posts: 9,402
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 86 Post(s)
RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

Quote:
Alfa - 9/21/2005 8:04 AM

I received this e-mail, thought it was good.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...


1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

Go on, forward this to your friends ...you know you want to!

There is no number 9 in your list, goofball!

I feel so miserable without you; its almost like having you here.
-- Stephen Bishop
tcp_ML500 is offline  
post #3 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 07:48 AM
Alfa
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Quoted: Post(s)
RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

Shucks, That was the best one too....
post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 08:20 AM
BenzWorld Elite
 
theboss's Avatar
 
Date registered: Mar 2005
Vehicle: 560 SEL Euro
Location: Saudi Arabia
Posts: 1,784
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

you are Alfa when u know u r posting the same old ruptured "living in 21st century" chain email by rebranding it to "living in 2005"

Fuel economy!! whats that??
theboss is offline  
post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 08:28 AM
Alfa
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Quoted: Post(s)
Boy you sure upped me on that

Well aren’t we special
post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 09:53 AM
worst mod in BW history
 
ThrillKill's Avatar
 
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: ML CLK Iridescent Hyundai Accent lol,GoPed Freightshaker & Volvo semi's, c'mawn?
Location: Chicago
Posts: 27,762
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 4 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

number 9 number 9 number 9 number 9 number 9 number 9


ThrillKill is offline  
post #7 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 09:57 AM
DP
Moderator
 
DP's Avatar
 
Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: 190E, 400E, SLK350
Location: Chesapeak Bay
Posts: 64,125
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Quoted: 991 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

9. when alfa is a total beta and gama is nowhere to be seen

DP is offline  
post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 10:21 AM
Alfa
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Quoted: Post(s)
Spit the hook out yet?

The caustic wit of the so-called highly educated people.
post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 10:51 AM
DP
Moderator
 
DP's Avatar
 
Date registered: Aug 2002
Vehicle: 190E, 400E, SLK350
Location: Chesapeak Bay
Posts: 64,125
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Quoted: 991 Post(s)
Lifetime Premium Member
RE: Spit the hook out yet?

Quote:
Alfa - 9/21/2005 12:21 PM

The caustic wit of the so-called highly educated people.
Oy, are you referring to this message you had in a previous post?
“Thanks Professor, you just made my point.
Tough to spit it out when you swallow the hole hook?

Newton's first law of motion states that "An object at rest tends to stay at rest and an object in motion tends to stay in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force." Objects "tend to keep on doing what they're doing." In fact, it is the natural tendency of objects to resist changes in their state of motion. This tendency to resist changes in their state of motion is described as inertia.�

I didn’t want to respond to it at that time so I would not hurt your puny feelings. I guess you are the one in motion because you can’t stay at rest from whatever ails you. Pop that hook from your posterior and you will definitely feel better and balanced. I can’t however guaranty that your pea size brain will dampen its constant oscillation as its hysteressis characteristic is driven by your hysterical tendencies and your paranoid disposition.
Make sure that when you pull it that you tuck back your intestines and take care of your baboon-swollen butt afterwards.


DP is offline  
post #10 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 08:44 PM
BenzWorld Elite
 
Shabah's Avatar
 
Date registered: Nov 2004
Vehicle: 300c (1956)
Location: 19 05'40.0 N, 49 49'09 E
Posts: 2,773
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 0 Post(s)
RE: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

Quote:
ThrillKill - 9/21/2005 11:53 AM

number 9 number 9 number 9 number 9 number 9 number 9

Love potion #9?
Shabah is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Mercedes-Benz Forum > General Mercedes-Benz Forums > Off-Topic

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the Mercedes-Benz Forum forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in











  • Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
     
    Thread Tools
    Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
    Email this Page Email this Page
    Display Modes
    Linear Mode Linear Mode



    Posting Rules  
    You may post new threads
    You may post replies
    You may not post attachments
    You may not edit your posts

    BB code is On
    Smilies are On
    [IMG] code is On
    HTML code is Off
    Trackbacks are On
    Pingbacks are On
    Refbacks are On

     

    Title goes here

    close
    video goes here
    description goes here. Read Full Story
    For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome