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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-20-2005, 08:15 AM Thread Starter
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We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti- terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti terrorist sentiment.

The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America

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GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN!



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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 09-20-2005, 09:00 AM
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If Bill Clinton was still president, you can be darn sure this is how we would be fighting terrorism.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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Wow. Little did we know that Jillian80 had sisters! Has she been cloned 79 times? Three fine speciwomen!

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what a garbage thrill..that joke is much older than my great great great grandpa...if such things is likely to happen.. u will see more muslim and arab man standing outside their houses in anticipation than your own!!

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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This stunt wouldn't do a thing for my country if I ran one. Imagine that!
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if such things is likely to happen.. u will see more muslim and arab man standing outside their houses in anticipation than your own!!
Great, we'll use the ugly bitches we have no use for and stick bombs in their cracks. Our version of the suicide bombers for the greater good, Party on!

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If it was only that easy.
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73% american women suffer obesity.. now i dont think any man in their minimum dignity would be inrested in watching such a show of live fat balls rolling on street.. they rather sit in their home.. tune into XXL and watch Brianna Banks (cuz she is german [:p])

Fuel economy!! whats that??
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73% american women suffer obesity.. now i dont think any man in their minimum dignity would be inrested in watching such a show of live fat balls rolling on street.. they rather sit in their home.. tune into XXL and watch Brianna Banks (cuz she is german [:p])
The current medical charts define women who are not fat as overweight. 73% of American women are overweight.
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BTW, there is a lighter side to dating fat women. When having sex with them, get 'em in doggie style, slap their ass and ride the wave.
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