Alfa - 9/19/2005 2:43 PM
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, March 29, 2005; Page C01
College faculties, long assumed to be a liberal bastion, lean further to the left than even the most conspiratorial conservatives might have imagined
This is a simple fact of physics.
Ultra liberal college faculties have longer and thicker dicks. Given that the right testicle is situated higher than the left, the penal appendage will tend to lean to the left.
Since they have bigger dicks (regardless of race) than the conspirational conservatives, the ultra liberal college faculties lean very much to the left.
The conspirational conservatices have a hard time imagining this because they think that the sample taken from measuring their member's members is representative of the population at large, when in fact it is not.
That demonstration is equally as easy to perform. Conspirational conservatives have sush small dicks, it is useless for them to think about sex, therefore, instead of getting laid regularly, they (the conspirational conservatives) spend all their time thinking about leftist conspiracies in our universities and the consequences of such on South Korea's love and hate relationship with one of our generalissimo, while their wives go back to college.
If you don't believe me, ask your wives and daughters how they passed their exams with flying colors? I'll bet it has more to do with dicks than with religion!
A paradoxical statement, if your wives and daughters have failed to pass their exams, I'll also bet it has more to do with dicks than with religion!