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RE: Shocking, unbelievable news

I was in downtown Dallas a few years back on an elevator bound for the ground floor. An attractive young lady in business attire gets on and when the doors close a deep male voice says, "Going Down". Without missing a beat she comments, "Promises. Promises".

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It is now known that men spread the papilloma virus from woman to woman and that it is a serious risk factor for cancer of the uterus. With the increasing popularity of oral sex there has been a sharp increase in the number of reported cases of oral cancer in women.

Surprising how science can be logical and just plain scary at the same time.

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Jillian80 - 9/18/2005 10:37 PM
Naomilla2.0 - 9/17/2005 3:29 PM
Jillian80 - 9/17/2005 2:47 PM
Wow. I think I need about 3 and a half minutes to myself now.[:D]
Is that all you need? You are so easy to please [;)]
That's not exactly true. I need 3 and a half minutes for self satisfaction.[;)]
Easy to please when you how to please ...
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I've done it!! While searching for pics on Google, I've found the singularly most offensive photo ever captured. I am repulsed and literally sick to my stomach after viewing this vile non sexual(sort of) image. I'm gonna go change my level back to safesearch now. Thank you.

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No, I would never engage in any of this. I would never use my teeth to slowly comb her pubic hairs so straight she could use them for piano wire, never, never would I slowly rub my nose into the soft mound at the top of the focal point of my desire as I searched for the creases in her groin with my tongue, even if it was only for three and a half minutes. Never. How could these young men do this.

Recall that earlier generations faced down fascism and communism not just with missiles and tanks, but with sturdy alliances and enduring convictions. They understood that our power alone cannot protect us, nor does it entitle us to do as we please. Instead, they knew that our power grows through its prudent use; our security emanates from the justness of our cause, the force of our example, the tempering qualities of humility and restraint.

-President Barack Obama, 1st Inaugural address
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