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Martha Stewart went to prison for...for...I forget what for..did she lie under oath to a Grand Jury like Bill Clinton?..Was that it?..or did she raid the National Archives an' stuff classified documents in her panties like Sandy Berger?..no..no that wasn't it..oh yeah..did she slice up two folks like O.J.?...no?...no..what the heck did she do then?..did she overcook some pasta?..I guess Martha is the sacrificial goat fer a whole lotta folks what wanna see justice done...but only to Martha I spose'..
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Did she [Martha] slice up two folks like O.J.?
You and Cedric the Entertainer in BarberShop are the only two African Americans who believe in O.J.'s guilt!
Now you've got us wondering about your ethnicity, or if not your ethnicity, your loyalties.

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Martha Stewart went to prison for...for...I forget what for..did she lie under oath to a Grand Jury like Bill Clinton?..Was that it?..or did she raid the National Archives an' stuff classified documents in her panties like Sandy Berger?..no..no that wasn't it..oh yeah..did she slice up two folks like O.J.?...no?...no..what the heck did she do then?..did she overcook some pasta?..I guess Martha is the sacrificial goat fer a whole lotta folks what wanna see justice done...but only to Martha I spose'..
Watch the movie Wall Street and get back to us...

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Ah, excuse me Alfa, but Martha Stewart was a Democrat. Most of us feel she was singled out by your Nazi fuck friends for giving big money to the Democrat Party.

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Martha Stewart went to prison for...for...I forget what for..did she lie under oath to a Grand Jury like Bill Clinton?..Was that it?..or did she raid the National Archives an' stuff classified documents in her panties like Sandy Berger?..no..no that wasn't it..oh yeah..did she slice up two folks like O.J.?...no?...no..what the heck did she do then?..did she overcook some pasta?..I guess Martha is the sacrificial goat fer a whole lotta folks what wanna see justice done...but only to Martha I spose'..
She was a woman too. Not really very good in Amerika to be pushy, mega wealthy, and be a broad. Too much of a threat! The same old, common bigotry, male chauvanistic pigs got her. A good ol' boy might have squeaked by with connections, but not her.
On the other hand she did break a real law and paid the price. Women really are second class citizens here.
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So..Martha finally got her leg free of the Dick Tracy ankle radio..after doin' time for sellin' stock or some darned thing..But what I wanna know is what classified material Sandy Berger stuffed


Choices:
A rainbow trout
A Hickory Farms summer sausage
A hebrew national salami
Materials that incriminate him for givin' nuke tech secrets to China for Bill n' Hillary
Other materials that incriminate Bill n' Hillary
Something to do with able danger and its findings...
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So..Martha finally got her leg free of the Dick Tracy ankle radio..after doin' time for sellin' stock or some darned thing..But what I wanna know is what classified material Sandy Berger stuffed


Choices:
A rainbow trout
A Hickory Farms summer sausage
A hebrew national salami
Materials that incriminate him for givin' nuke tech secrets to China for Bill n' Hillary
Other materials that incriminate Bill n' Hillary
Something to do with able danger and its findings...
Not a rainbow trout, a trouser trout.

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Not a rainbow trout, a trouser trout.

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