GermanStar - 9/15/2005 9:45 PM
That's it -- you have just been demoted to Naomilla v0.5. [xx(]
<font size=4><b>God 1.297b</b></font>
Atlas Belief Systems is proud to announce the arrival of God 1.297b, the definitive answer to all of your religious problems!
Features of God 1.297b:
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Extended tolerance feature. Now will no longer force users to attack their fellow man if they have a competitor's product.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Memory requirements have been reduced somewhat for this product, allowing the user to be more productive with it than ever before!
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Auto-proselytize mode allows one to write tracts without having to think!
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ ETERNAL WARRANTY!
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ One (1) human brain.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ One (1) bible.
Licensing fee: 10% of total income/year.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Science 0.94pl4 may cause user to spew incomprehensible output when using this product. The user may have to deinstall Science in order to realize full benefits of God. A bug fix is reputedly in the works, but may take quite some time to be available to all users.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Allah 2.24dpl1-5 will not necessarily work properly with this product; upgrade to pl6.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ If God is installed after installing Fact 4.4, the brain may lock up. The user may have to deinstall Fact to work around this problem.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ English 3.8a may become corrupted. English 4.0 will probably malfunction badly based on beta testing. The user may have to go back to English 3.6 or earlier.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ AfterDark 4.59 will no longer function with this product unless License (from CourtSystems) is also installed.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ It is possible that fork()ing while this product is installed will result in a completely munged belief table in the child process. ABS is unable to offer a workaround at this time.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ The function School() will not work properly unless the attribute schoolhouse.prayer is set. Failure to follow this rule may result in difficulties with fork()ed processes.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Certain sections of Bible v1.02a may not be properly loaded under God (in particular, the Song of Solomon). These incompatibilities can usually be ignored unless one of Science or Fact is also present, in which case God may have to be reinstalled on a clean brain, as the differences may become irreconcilable.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Read Bible into the brain subunit.
ΓΆβ‚¬ΒΆ Updates are available every Sunday at any of a number of Support Centers (they are usually marked with a Belief Antenna, which is roughly '+' shaped). The user should be able to locate one which is compatible with his Belief Operating System configuration in his or her general area.