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...Indeed, it is much easier to run with your skirt up than with your pants down. Q.E.D.
You've tried both, no doubt.

When you're ready to beat your meat let me know, I'll send you a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers.
I have tried both, bought meself a kilt during my first visit to Scottland. No underwear of course, I really like the tickling feeling from all the flies I trap under there.[:)]

I have not beaten the meat in a while. Like your husband, I let my wife disappointingly take care of if for me. Maybe you could post an arousing picture of yourself here that would entice soe of us to get back into that healthy practice?

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Please include instructions. What if he tries it outside on a sunny day and accidentally sets his underwear on fire?
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Now, that's entertainment.

I'd pay to see that.
Say the one word, and you, mylady, would not have to disburse a shilling.

I'll provide with https// live feet address, after you've given mne your assurance that you will share the streaming media with my worldwideweb friends.

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...Indeed, it is much easier to run with your skirt up than with your pants down. Q.E.D.
You've tried both, no doubt.

When you're ready to beat your meat let me know, I'll send you a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers.
My favorite costume for haloween is a gas pump.

I stick my dick in my left ear (I steer slightly to the left), little kids love it!
Only problem, when the kids are accompanied by a hot sexy mum, in which cased the "hose" rises into a pole to proudly display the flag of the US followed by the six flags the have flown over Texas.

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[:D][:D] You guys!

I can't post pics, don't know how.

So you've been to Scotland and you've been to Wimbledon, what a busy chap you are, tcp.

It's all very well to trap flies under your kilt but you have to careful of the midges here, they bite something terrible. The itching and swelling's no joke![:0]

PS This thread is supposed to be about the worst natural disaster to befall the USA. As usual it's descended into filth, sniggering and smut [V]

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[:D][:D] You guys!

So you've been to Scotland and you've been to Wimbledon, what a busy chap you are, tcp.
I've been lucky enough to travel a lot. If I had to pick a place to live in Europe, it'd be a tie between London and Tuscani. Sent you a PM!

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PS This thread is supposed to be about the worst natural disaster to befall the USA. As usual it's descended into filth, sniggering and smut [V]
I am close to being the worst unnatural disaster to befall the USA.

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