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The TRUE account of Genesis!

In the beginning was the <font color=#333333>computer</font>.
And <font color=#0000FF>God</font> said

<font color=#0000FF>%Let there be light!
</font><font color=#333333>#Enter user id.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%God
</font><font color=#333333>#Enter password.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Omniscient
</font><font color=#333333>#Password incorrect. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Omnipotent
</font><font color=#333333>#Password incorrect. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Technocrat
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Let there be light!
</font><font color=#333333>#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create light
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run heaven and earth
</font><font color=#333333>#And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1.
</font><font color=#333333>#Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Let there be firmament in the midst of water and light
</font><font color=#333333>#Unrecognizable command. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create firmament
</font><font color=#333333>#Done.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run firmament
</font><font color=#333333>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2.
</font><font color=#333333>#Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and
</font><font color=#333333>#Too many characters in specification string. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create dry_land
</font><font color=#333333>#Done.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run firmament
</font><font color=#333333>#And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3.
</font><font color=#333333>#Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night
</font><font color=#333333>#Unspecified type. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create sun_moon_stars
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run sun_moon_stars
</font><font color=#333333>#And God created the heavens. And God saw there were 0 errors.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4.
</font><font color=#333333>#Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create fish
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create fowl
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run fish, fowl
</font><font color=#333333>#And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw there were 0 errors.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5.
</font><font color=#333333>#Approx. funds remaining: $45.00.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create cattle
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create creepy_things
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Now let us make man in our image
</font><font color=#333333>#Unspecified type. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create man
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth
</font><font color=#333333>#Too many command operands. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run multiplication
</font><font color=#333333>#Execution terminated. 6 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Insert breath
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run multiplication
#Execution terminated. 5 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Move man to Garden of Eden
</font><font color=#333333>#File Garden of Eden does not exist.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create Garden.edn
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Move man to Garden.edn
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run multiplication
</font><font color=#333333>#Execution terminated. 4 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Copy woman from man
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run multiplication
</font><font color=#333333>#Execution terminated. 3 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Insert woman into man
</font><font color=#333333>#Illegal parameters. Try again.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Insert man into woman
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run multiplication
</font><font color=#333333>#Execution terminated. 2 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create desire
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run multiplication
</font><font color=#333333>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
</font><font color=#333333>#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create freewill
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Run freewill
</font><font color=#333333>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
</font><font color=#333333>#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Undo desire
</font><font color=#333333>#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Destroy freewill
</font><font color=#333333>#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
</font><font color=#333333>#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Help
</font><font color=#333333>#Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.
</font><font color=#333333>#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
</font><font color=#333333>#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create tree_of_knowledge
</font><font color=#333333>#And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn
</font><font color=#333333>#Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create good, evil
</font><font color=#333333>#Done
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Activate evil
</font><font color=#333333>#And God saw he had created shame.
</font><font color=#333333>#Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn.
</font><font color=#333333>#1 errors.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Scan Garden.edn for man, woman
</font><font color=#333333>#Search failed.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Delete shame
</font><font color=#333333>#Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Destroy freewill
</font><font color=#333333>#Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed.
</font><font color=#333333>#Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Stop
</font><font color=#333333>#Unrecognizable command. Try again
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Break
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Break
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Break
</font><font color=#333333>#ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Create new world
</font><font color=#333333>#You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Destroy earth
</font><font color=#333333>#Destroy earth: Please confirm.
</font><font color=#0000FF>%Destroy earth confirmed
</font><font color=#333333>#COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.
</font><font color=#333333>#And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6.
</font><font color=#333333>#Approx. funds remaining: $0.00.</font>

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RE: The TRUE account of Genesis!

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

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wow....how profoundly long and interesting.....[:D]
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very funny indeed!!

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