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Landover Baptist Creation Scientist, Dr. Fred Neiman, announced findings related to his research into the female soul early this week. "The absence of either salvation or condemnation for women finds extensive support in the Word of God."

He reported. "Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3).

It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship. Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist. Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside."

Dr. Neiman went on to say that, "once men reunite with their maker, they will no longer be burdened with the care of women. After all, women were inferior creations from the start. Women are fond of self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11). They are silly and easily led into error (2 Timothy 3:6). They are subtle and deceitful (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26). They are zealous in promoting superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23). And they are active in instigating to iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26). It was the inherent weakness of women that led them to be deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14). Consequently, women were cursed from the start (Genesis 3:16). There is simply no room in heaven for such flawed and inadequate beings."

Pastor Deacon Fred warned the congregation that there was no reason to be alarmed. "Dr. Neiman's conclusions still need to be formalized," he assured. "I am certain that our team of religious experts will find some way around these Scriptures." Some of the women present were visibly shaken by the report. A teary eyed Sister Taffy Crockett said through choked sobs, "I've heard of colored women not having souls... but me? NO! This is outrageous!"

Head Pastor, Rev. Ebeneezer Smith, had some comforting words for the ladies of Landover. "I personally want to assure all female members of this church that until we examine Dr. Neiman's research to our complete satisfaction, consider yourselves saved."
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RE: Women Probably Don't Have Souls.

Has your Wife gone out or something?

Why is she letting you look at this filth?

Go and put some shelves up.

PS I quite like the "Jesus is watching you masurbate" thong. Tasteful [}:)]
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Has your Wife gone out or something?

Why is she letting you look at this filth?

Go and put some shelves up.

PS I quite like the "Jesus is watching you masurbate" thong. Tasteful [}:)]
She's performing some mitzvah with some of her broad friends, something about helping the indirect victims of the war in Iraq coping with disaster around the mississippi delta.

On the other side is a gang of ladies, all of which are NRA carded, who volunteered to enforce the zero tolerance policy on looting pronounced by our commander in chief yesterday.

It's hard to make sense of those who prone that people in need should be kept in complete depravation because of a few bad rotten apples. We saw scenes on TV that resembled war zones, mothers in desperate need of milk for their babies, of necessities for their freigthened and hungry toddlers.

What I saw then was not looting, it was survival and motherly love. I also saw some poor people in N.O. taking underwear, socks, shoes and others items THEY NEEDED from various stores. A couple of courageous vigilante in uniforms forced them to drop all of it in the mud (for a total loss) at gun point thus scoring an important moral victory. If there are (and there are) idiots who want to pillage the TV stores, they are not the story. Let's focus on the important stuff, the electronics store are insured, and our rates are going up anyhow because that stuff is all lost!

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I quite like the "Jesus is watching you <b>masurbate</b>" thong. Tasteful [}:)]
Was that a typo or did the <b>t</b> get uncomfortably lodged in your cr*ck?[:0]

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LOL [:D] I knew that masturbate didn't look right, but I couldn't put my finger on it.

I agree 100% that the looters (doesn't even seem right to call them that) who are taking what they need are harmless and should be left alone.

However, the ones taking guns to prey on their fellow survivors should be slowly tortured to death in front of their birds. Scum[:(!]

Somebody said it looks like Somalia rather than the USA, I can't stop watching CNN and Fox, it's unbelievable and tragic[V]
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LOL [:D] I knew that masturbate didn't look right, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
Without putting a finger on it, how do you manage? I hope good ol Buster's the boy not involved.

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I agree 100% that the looters (doesn't even seem right to call them that) who are taking what they need are harmless and should be left alone.

However, the ones taking guns to prey on their fellow survivors should be slowly tortured to death in front of their birds. Scum[:(!]

Somebody said it looks like Somalia rather than the USA, I can't stop watching CNN and Fox, it's unbelievable and tragic[V]
I read bits and pieces of the European press today , mostly Germany, UK and France, you get more accounts of the lacks of our administration than we do from national news here, all accurate though. Although the WSJ had a critical and stingy commentary for the lack of preparedness...

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