Will Moderate For Cigars
Date registered: Apr 2005
Vehicle: 2002 ML320, 2005 S430 4MATIC, 2010 F150 Crew Cab
Location: City on the TN River
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Hell Jokes . . .
A man dies in a sedgeway crash and goes to hell. He is met at the cave entrance by Satan. Satan says, " We like to give you a choice where you'd like to spend eternity." The man asks, "Can I see first?"
"Suuure", replys the demon of the deep. He opens the first door and there are beautiful naked women EVERYWHERE! He almost can't believe it. "I'll take this one!"
"Are you sure you don't want to see any others?" asks the devil.
The man says, "No, I want this room!!"
"Okay, have it your way." retorts the beast. The man enters the room and grabs the first brunette that he comes to, throws her on the nearest table and jerks down his drawers to get ready to pork her when he sees a problem. "Hey, Satan!" he yells,"this one don't have no pussy!"
Satan laughs, "HELL, ain't it!"