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post #61 of 62 (permalink) Old 09-01-2005, 10:10 PM
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RE: Massive disaster is unfolding on the Gulf Coast. Katrina could be "the big one"

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I prayed to allah for it. [:)]
You did not capitalize Allah. I can't imagine what calamitous disaster will follow.

Although if it did result in the sudden disappearance of the part of California laying west of the San Andrea fault, I think Allah would be in his right, and the punishment would actually seem proportionate to your crime.
Since I am a well known non-believer and skeptic on this board, perhaps I can get away with pointing out that if we were voting for God this week, and the race was between Allah and The Holy Trinity, one must admit that Allah has made a hell of a political statement here. Not only is the death and destruction in the Red States similiar to that we wrought in Iraq, I just now heard on the news that the authorities are so busy trying to save lives that they are now going to look the other way as the place is looted to the walls. Even more eerie is the fact that everyone here is talking about the fact that millions in money earmarked to raise the leevees, money earmarked because scientists had warned the authorities that over-development and loss of wetlands in the NOLA area had made the current leevees inadequate to contain a major hurricane, was instead stripped from the budget in order to pay for the War in Iraq. Weird or what?
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post #62 of 62 (permalink) Old 09-02-2005, 08:38 AM
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The King is Lord? Thanks kvining

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This whole Allah/Jesus thing is stupid anyway. I Revealed earlier in the thread the true nature of God.

All those "Elvis sightings" are actually attempts by the diety to give some other sinners the four-fin they prayed for.
The similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley are almost uncanny. Just check the following parallels for yourself!

Jesus said "Love thy neighbor." Elvis said "Don't be cruel."
Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
Jesus walked on water. Elvis surfed (Blue Hawaii, 1965).
Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
Jesus was resurrected. Elvis had the famous 1968 "Comeback" TV special and many posthumous mall sightings.
Jesus said "If a man thirst, let him come to me, and drink." (John 7:37). Elvis said "Drinks on me" (Jail House Rock, 1957).
Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights. Elvis also had irregular eating habits (eg, 5 banana split breakfast).
Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25). Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan8).
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. Neil Matthews was a biographer of Elvis (A Golden Tribute).
"Jesus countenance...like lightning...raiment snow white." (Matthew 28:3) Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.
Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land. Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
Jesus' mother Mary had an immaculate conception. Elvis' wife Priscilla went to Immaculate Conception H.S.
People called Jesus a "...glutton and a drunk." (Luke 7:34) People called Elvis "...an overweight druggie...".
Jesus died for us. Young girls would 'die for' Elvis.
Jesus was born in humble surroundings. Elvis was born in Mississippi.
Even today Jesus has a cult following. Even today Elvis has a cult following.
Jesus was called "King of Israel.." (John 12:13) Elvis was called "King of Rock n' Roll".

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